Darling, I love you more than Donal Trump loves China.
Our list consists of two parts:
Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My wife cheated on me.
Before you leave, would you like to see some sexually arousing video of me and a monkey?
Because they don't have any.
The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.
They all said the same thing:
I am now 40 and looking for a girl with very big tits.