Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group.
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
Vampires like the dark.
A dead band What kind of meat do dogs cook on the grill on the 4th of July?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
September 14, at 1:
What do you call one cow spying on another cow?
June 26, at 1:
To get to the other slide.
I have a pile of Laffy Taffy wrappers on my desk… What do you call a mean-tempered horse?