What's the difference between a Viola player and a dressmaker?
Because they have alot of gas.
Some lawyer laughs from a little book called "Disorder in the Court.
I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
What did a Viola player say to mr Pete about his jokes?
Where do Afgans keep there CD's?
A police spokesman said Gary Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students.
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.